Coach Janky Spanky

Lendale's Diary


Dear Diary,

Today I had training camp. It was really tough. I threw up a lot. Running out of the locker room was too hard. I got really hot and took my shirt off to cool down. Everyone pointed and laughed :(. Losing weight is real hard. I can't help that I'm big boned. Everyone makes fun of me lots. Coach is trying to help though. He's real nice. He told me to write down my eating schedule not including team meals and he would try and fix it. So I did:

8:00 am: 13 Jelly Donuts
8:30 am: Stick of Butter
10:45 am: Jar of Pickles
11:30 am: Bowl of Lard
12:20 pm: McDonalds Happy Meal. Hello Kitty was my toy!
1:30 pm: Animal Crackers. I eats Giraffe's head!
2:45 pm: Deep Fried Oreos
2:46 pm: It got hard to breath
3:30 pm: Burger King
3:35 pm: Wendy's
3:40 pm: Hardees
3:45 pm: Pizza Hut
5:00 pm: 35 slices of bacon
5:01 pm: Heartattack
7:00 pm: A pack of american cheese slices
7:35 pm: A cheesecake
8:45 pm: Bottle Aunt Jemima Syrup
10:15 pm: Bag of Sugar
3:00 am: Finally fell asleep
3:15 am: Birthday Cake

Coach said Chris Brown is going to start :(
I'm hungry