Coach Janky Spanky

Jerry Porter Scurvy -->Jags (6Y 30M)
Cleo Lemmon Dolphins --> Jags
Ernest Wilford Jags -->Dolphins
Javon Walker Broncos --> Trashcan

1. Fat white dudes getting millions is important to me
2. Hilarious fantasy things happen when a offense gets better and a defense gets shittier
3. I'VE GOT NO LEGS


STAYING:

Derek Anderson QB(3YR 20M) CLEVELAND Continuance of oppression of the Handparty


Flozell Adams LT (6YR 42M) DALLAS Paid in Jelly Donuts


Andre Davis WR (4YR 16M) HOUSTON Players from VT who are not overrated shitheads for 100 Alex?

CHANGING TEAMS:

Jeff Faine OC (???) NEW ORLEANS --> TAMPA BAY I'm in your division, stealing your blockers

Justin Smiley OG (5YR 25M) SAN FRAN --> MIAMI Awesome at watching Alex Smith get sacked! (Was actually injured)

Kwame Harris RT (In theory) (MORE THAN 1.00$) SAN FRAN -->OAKLAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Blog writer was sacked after this post)

DeShaun Foster (2YR 1.8M) CAROLILNA -->SAN FRAN Goddamnit =(

The insider explained, "Michael Vick is not in [administrative segregation] - he's right there with the rest of the inmates. A few [inmates] stepped to him when he first got there but everything is cool now ... My [family member] says that he's paying a Mexican gang to keep him safe."

You can't make this shit up =/