Coach Janky Spanky

Roster Grid
Team QB RB WR TE K DST
BAMFS V Young
D Garrard
J Harrington
J.P. Losman
J Fargas
R Bush
C Benson
M Pittman
D Williams
J Cotchery
S Holmes
P Burress
S Smith
A Gates
B Watson
N Kaeding
D Ravens
D Colts

Chuckys Chargers
T Romo
J Kitna
M Barber
D Foster
M Bennett
K Jones
J Addai
D Rhodes
T Owens
S McDonald
D Mason
V Jackson
C Henry
M Harrison
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
E Johnson
K Brown
D Bills

Delusional Goats
M Bulger
J Garcia
R Johnson
J Chatman
F Taylor
E Graham
S Young
M Jones-Drew
T Henry
L Evans
H Ward
R White
B Edwards
B Engram
D Driver
Donald Lee
S Gostkowski
D Packers

Greyhounds
P Rivers
P Manning
K Watson
L Jordan
M Lynch
W Parker
J Wright
N Davenport
S Moss
D' Stallworth
A Boldin
R Williams
K Curtis
G Olsen
K Winslow
D Akers
D Giants
D Titans

Leroy & The Boyz
M Hasselbeck
E Manning
J Campbell
C Portis
A Green
W McGahee
S Jackson
D Branch
A Randle El
B Berrian
I Hilliard
K Walter
T Holt
V Davis
J Witten
A Vinatieri
D Seahawks
D Patriots

Mo Money
C Palmer
J Cutler
F Gore
J Lewis
B Jackson
J Jones
A Peterson
L Maroney
A Toomer
I Bruce
J Jones
J Galloway
R Moss
C Johnson
J Shockey
J King
M Stover
D Chargers

Rhinos
B Favre
B Roethlisberger
D Anderson
L Tomlinson
L Washington
E James
K Faulk
R Grant
M Muhammad
J Jurevicius
J Porter
J Walker
B Stokley
A Gonzalez
T Gonzalez
H Miller
J Elam
D Steelers

Thugs
K Warner
D McNabb
T Edwards
T Jones
S Alexander
D Ward
D Wynn
M Morris
L White
K Keith
M Colston
L Fitzgerald
R Curry
C Chambers
D Clark
R Gould
D Cowboys
D Raiders

Wiley Coyotes
T Brady
B Griese
D Huard
L Johnson
M Turner
C Taylor
R Williams
B Jacobs
R Brown
D Bowe
M Furrey
M Clayton
A Johnson
G Jennings
T Heap
D Clark
S Graham
D Vikings

Wolf Pack
C Pennington
M Schaub
D Brees
J Norwood
B Westbrook
A Peterson
S Morris
R Wayne
P Crayton
C Johnson
L Coles
W Welker
B Marshall
C Cooley
N Folk
J Wilkins
D Bears
D Texans

From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend.
The legend of Braylon, Defender of the Universe.
A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil.
As Braylon's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy.
On planet Earth, a galaxy alliance was formed.
Together with the good planets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe.

Until a new horrible menace threatened the galaxy.
Braylon was needed once more.
This is the story of the super force of space explorers, specially trained and sent by the alliance to bring back... Braylon, Defender of the Universe!

Besides this drivel, go get some fucking Braylon.

Fantasy Football today

Look at that Cleveland WR schedule. SWEET MOTHER OF PENIS FUCK GOLLY GE SWELL HOLY SHIT CRAP ON A TOASTER OVEN POPSICLE MARMADUKE SHITBRICKED FUCKNUTTED on a CRACKER.

One can only get so excited about a mock draft on the internet in May. What if you yelled a lot and insisted your opinion was right. Would one jackass remember it?

HEY BRANDON

TEAM A

QB:
Bulger

RBs:
Westbrook
Portis
Ahman Green
Kevin Jones
Ladell betts

WRs:
Fitz
Randy Moss
B. Edwards
Vincent Jackson
Burleson
Givens

TE:
Witten

K:
Vinaterri

D:
Miami Defense

Vikings RB Chester Taylor and DE Erasmus James reportedly got into a fight after Thursday's practice.
James is said to have punched Taylor in the face, causing Chester to hit James with a chair. Coach Brad Childress called a team meeting afterwards, and Taylor showed up with a black eye. James was added to the injury report with a hurt shoulder. Taylor is about 5-11/210 and James is 6-4/260+.

BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
*Cue Stone Cold Steve Austin's Music*

Taken down in his bye week in a IHOP parking lot. THE HUMANITY

IT IS TIME. FUCK THE LEINART.

IT IS THE WARNER TIME!! CHAMPIONSHIP! WELCOME BACK 2005!

TWO AIRPLANES HAVE JUST CRASHED INTO DONOVAN MCNABB